1.The clitoris is right there. Yes, right there. Not over here, not down there, not off to the side. It doesn’t move. Try to stay focused and play with the clit!
2.Take your socks off. Not a single thing is sexy about a man who is naked except for his socks.
3.Lubricant, lubricant, lubricant. We may feel “so wet” to you from our own fluids, but we actually need to be pretty drenched with water-based lube for business time.
4.Some women become very aroused by their imaginations, so a little dirty talk about what you’re going to do to us stimulates our biggest sex organ: our brain! (But avoid these 36 words that kill the moment.)
5.If you’re going down on us, make sure to keep your tongue wet with spit. A dry tongue chafes down there!
6.Unless we’ve expressly indicated that we like our headlights to be tweaked, do not pinch our nipples in the heat of the moment. They’re very, very sensitive!
7.Sometimes a light touch is better than a strong one. And a sweet kiss with just your lips is better than a Labrador retriever-style kiss with your tongue.
8.We absolutely adore when you gently, tenderly suckle on our fingers (or our toes, for men with mouths of asbestos).
9.That look of concentration on your face makes it seem like you’re doing calculations in your head, not making love. Smile a little bit, why don’t you?
10.Nipples should be a pit stop on the way to Vaginaville—get off the express train!
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